STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.
i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce