volcainist:

you should have opened your eyes i was crazy for you

(via spork)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

suddenly-sara:

Universal cat language for, “See that thing? IMMA FUCK IT UP”

The kitty butt wiggle of doooooooooooom :D
megablaziken:

megablaziken:

throwback to me in high school
2

God dammit I love you more than life itself.

sabistuki:

STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

(Source: sobbinqmoved, via glitterandnightmares)

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker
and i knew it was bad
when i woke up in the mornings
and the only thing i looked
forward to was going
back to bed (via dreamindeeply)

Me

(via kaleidoscopic-fantasies)

(Source: irynka, via certan)

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(Source: kanyewesticle, via cumfort)

You wrecked me and
I apologized.  (via spuandi)

(Source: bridgetoteranarnia, via laurmishelle)

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

(via arctichalo)