remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

(Source: lesbianmooncolony, via joshpeck)

annehathawillannehathaway:

that’s what you get you dumb bitch

karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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(Source: karkachu, via kindofatttractive)

wemustfindtheprecious:

holytaxacountant:

contemplatingescape:

fruityrighteousblowhardfactory:

ask-alfredtheconqueringhero:

ludwigbeilschmidts:

[freshman voice] middle schoolers

[sophomore voice] freshman

[british student voice] the fuck is a sophomore?

[malfoy’s voice] potter

[Sam Winchester’s voice] so get this 

[Mum voice] go outside 

(Source: swampertite, via xingstyx)

orgasmos-multiplox:

Segue ⇨ insta-extreme ⇦
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unsolve:

who wore it better

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(Source: unsolve, via covocal)

crenelate:

when you look into the mirror after a day at school

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jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via iwasrepeals)

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via iwasrepeals)

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

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