sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day
[freshman voice] middle schoolers
[sophomore voice] freshman
[british student voice] the fuck is a sophomore?
[malfoy’s voice] potter
[Sam Winchester’s voice] so get this
[Mum voice] go outside
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”